What An Adorable Couple: She Looks So Happy

 Gisela Medina and Anton Lazzaro, 

sitting in a tree, 

k - i - s s - i-n-g

First they vote for Trump

Then they raise money for Pete Stauber

Then comes sitting in prison for a long, long time

Here's the adorable couple:

She looks so happy.

Not A Typo: Pronounce It Properly

 Trump the Nigger hater's crackerjack staff blind sided everyone with what appears to be a typo on his "card". The reality is people just aren't pronouncing the word correctly. Offical is a word and you say it: Oh-fecal. I'm glad I could clear things up.

Sad: Loser Still Talkin' Shit