Tuesday, April 30, 2024

Pussy Alert: Trumps Little Fingers Delete Posts

 Judge Merchan rolled up a newspaper and swatted the puppy for peeing on the floor. Trump, the biggest pussy of all, had to tuck his tail between his fat butt cheeks and delete some words off of a website because he can't control himself. A real man would go to jail first to protect his first ammendment rights.

Don't Look Now: Noem Book Banned Over Gratuitous Violence

 Local libraries that are under fire from Governors like diversity hire Kristi Noem are threatened because of certain topics. Gratuitous violence and advocating murdering household pets for petty reasons has disqualified Noems book "Don't Look Back".

Monday, April 29, 2024

Stormy Souvenir: The Glove Must Fit

 I find it hard to believe Trump didn't leave a souvenir behind after his "romp" with Stormy. Make him put on the glove.

Friday, April 26, 2024

Not Shocking: Noem Fucking Kills A Puppy

 Russian operative and diversity hire Kristi Noem is showing us that polite men wash their hands before finger banging their women. Case in point Noem who is running to be Trumps pincushion/arm candy wrote a book. In this book Noem talks about murdering her dog because she didn't know how to train the dog. She's using this story to show how tough she is and warns the gentle reader that there may be some unpolitically correctness going on, obviously feeding her base. So let's talk South Dakota, a state where operational disorder runs deep. They didn't vote for their own U S Senator for President. They love Trump, but they have a Purple Heart highway. They are against diversity and inclusion, yet they voted a women for Governor and a Univesity held the play Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer. They have handicap accessibility. They are building a giant fucking statue of a fucking injun. They take away a womans right to choose but let rapists choose their victims and then force them to raise rapist babies. They fought long and hard - no pun intended - to keep prostitution illegally operating in deadwood. Police, firemen, clergy, boy scout leaders all stood up for keeping prostitution illegally operating in Deadwood. They claimed that it took away vital summer employment for the local high school girls. So Noem telling me she'll shoot a dog just because doesn't surprise me. I just wonder if she had a summer job in Deadwood? Did she have to fix her teeth because whore's use meth? 

Monday, April 22, 2024

Northern Minnesota Stands With Russia: Pete Stoober Stands With Putin

 It's funny how Republican zealots call Democrats commies. Your one term President held beauty contests in Russia, the pee tape is Russian based, his wife was pimped out from Russia, Russia interfered in our election, Trump met with Putin in private, his Truth Social is backed with Russian money. So I find it odd that Dems are called commies.  Now take Pete Stoober, he stands with Trump, denied the election outcome, lined his family up to the front of line for Covid money. If Stoober stands for insurrection and opposes financial aid to and ally who is he representing? 

Sunday, April 21, 2024

Diaper Don: Can't You Smell That Smell?

 The great and powerful Oz, is shitting his diaper in court. How come legacy media reports daily that Joe Biden is old but they don't report that Trump your nigger hating one term president is shitting himself in a court of law?

Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Don't Do It Joe: Fuck The Networks

 Fuck all of them - the Networks - fuck every single one of them. Where to start? It may have started when Trump sent his first 3 in the morning twit while taking a shit only to realize he dominated the news cycle and the dog wagging the tail began, in earnest. But let me backtrack just a peep, when Obama was in office Trump so desperately wanted to scream NIGGER at the top of his lungs but even this twit is smart enough to know that getting away with treason is one thing but calling Obama nigger would probably curtail his career - or he's chickenshit - in any case Trump and the Networks began his across country tour of calling for President Obama's birth certificate. All the time. Every network. Not one called him out or even thought about it instead running the story from someone who sounds like a drunk uncle talking again. Over and over again, all of them. The Networks do like to control the narrative. We know how much money is being raised that the Networks get to split up. We are told who is ahead  in the polls the day after the election because  the Networks keeps telling us every single day. Look out a new poll is coming out - stayed tuned. The Netwoks know that Trump is up on criminal charges and that he instigated a failed insurrection yet they follow him around the country and even his court appearances are political rallies that the Networks basically broadcast for free - nearly daily. ClickNN gave Trump free air time and called it a "town hall" - how fucking quaint. Everyday we hear what a compromised individual with opposition disorder sounds like - everyday we get spoon fed incorrherrent babble and the Networks call President Joe Biden old. All of them. Biden is old. TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP Biden is old TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP. 24/7. So the Networks somehow think that the American public after 12 years of TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP all day Trump everyday Trump "did you hear who he called a name?" "Did you hear what color his plane is?" And Biden is old. Somehow they all  - the Networks - feel we need a televisied debate. For what? Ratings and commercial sales? What are we going to hear at the debate except name calling by Trump and Biden is old from the Networks? Fuck the Networks.

Thursday, April 11, 2024

Shocker: Half Way Cross The World A Realtor Is Sentenced To Death For Fraud

 Trump, your nigger hating one term President says he would be tougher on crime. I agree. And I believe all realtors that commit fraud should be sentenced to death just like in Viet Nam.

Tuesday, April 9, 2024

The Attack Of The Trust Fund Babies: Trump's Weakness Showing

 Is anyone else tired of trust fund babies? It was bad enough when the younger Trust Fund Baby Bush ran the country. Remember the fake fucking war we're still in? How about privatizing Social Security? Those were the good ol days. GW sat in the back of class and did cocaine but at least he respected democracy, the Constitution and the Law of the Land, unlike Trump, nigger hating realtor whose policies are put in place so he can make money and make the rest of America burn, because he is a petulant child who sucked his thumb until he was twelve, sat in the back of class like Manface Greene and Loren "STD" Bobert, and obviously didn't learn much. And now we have Bobby Kennedy's, what is his deal? Just another attention seeking trust fund baby who never did anything in his life except live off of a family legacy - one that most Americans don't remember. So now we have two trust fund babies trying to win the presidency. This situation really shows how weak Trump is, aside from the indictments, he held a fund raiser and claimed to have raised double the amount raised by Joe Biden, sitting president, defeater of Trump. He made up the number. He has received help from Russia to get elected and speaking of Russia why is he so cozy? Can you say the word "compromised"? Plus every single media outlet from the day Trump L-O-S-T has been parroting everything he says - the color if his plane, anyone and everyone that he calls a name - everyday every headline Trump Trump Trump. How much help does he need? And Bobby Kennedy's lazy ass son decides to get out the house and run specifically against Joe Biden, only to help Trump. Trump is running a revenge and retribution campaign because he is a loser and he knows he is a lost cause all made up and backed up with trust fund money.

Monday, April 1, 2024

When Your Guy Trump Gets Elected . . .

 When Trump, your nigger hating one term President gets re-elected he will stop the nonsense of celebrating Easter on Tranny Day. Bruce Jenner is right Tranny Day is disgusting especially if they celebrating murderers, if the shoe fits Brucy. Trump is going to make Easter great again, so many people lost hope that Easter will never be the same now that Easter was named Tranny Day by Incompetent Joe. I went up to Trump personally and I said "Sir, save Easter.", so you have me to thank because Donald J Trump, a man with too many bibles, is going to Make Easter Great Again, everyone forgot about Easter, it's on a bad day, end of March is wrong and it should be in April. Trump will re-brand Easter into Trump's Chocolate Bunny Day and he will then make April 20th the only day Easter - Trump's Chocolate Bunny Day can fall on. And it will be written into the Trump Bible therefore it will be law.