Pussy Alert: I Know You Are But What Am I?

 So some doofuss called Trump, the Bearded Lady and the GOP, weird. Oh my, them is fighting words. And the GOP fought back, hard. They called the Dem's, weirder. Wow! I guess when you've spent your school days in the back of the class that might be all you can come up with. Along with the whining.

Focus: Hysterical Trump Whines About Everything

 Does the one term president ever stop whining? He's crying about Joe and Kamala, the election he lost, the election won,  Miley Cyrus . . . . it doesn't stop. I think he mad about picking the bearded lady couch fucker as his side kick. You know the couch fucking is true, someone isn't going to make that up unless they saw the act in person . . . same with the pee tape.

Still Sitting In The Back Of Class: Beetlejuice Bobo

 Should we feel sorry for her? I think not. Lauren Boebert, who doesn't ask men to wash their hands before finger fucking her, recently tried running someone down by calling them a DEI hire. Hmmmm. Everyone knows that DEI is supposed to be an attack on niggers and queers but . . . diversity would include women too, the equity part would be the pay portion, just like what cunts receive when elected to congress but when you've been sitting in the back of the class getting fingerbanged it's hard to concentrate.

Stupid Donald: Watching Those Pole Numbers Go By

 The Republican candidate with curmudgeonly hands running around with a bearded woman wants people to know that when he's driving around, he's looking at the poles with numbers as they go by. He's the genius from the back of the class.

Pussy Alert: George Lang

 This fucking nigger hater was talking tough. Fuck yeah, if Trump don't win there's going to be a Civil War. Civil War! Another tough talking nigger hating queer basher standing at a podium telling the fucking world that there needs to be a fucking civil war. Fuck You George. You're standing on a stage trying to wage a Civil war for a coup attempting convicted felon who is obviously compromised by the Russians. Oh wait a minute . . . hold the phone . . . did George "The Pussy" Lang just issue some sort of little girl apology. Gee George so much for that fucking civil war I guess. Pussy.

JD Vance: Giving A Bad Rep To Bearded Ladies

 JD Vance, freak show bearded lady and immigrant whore fucker, decided to stand up in the back of the class today and announced that along with being old Joe Biden is the worst president of his lifetime. But he didn't compare Joe to Hitler like once said about Trump. Everyone knows Vance is Trump's VP pick because Trump wants to grab his wife's pussy. Her Melania hair-do doesn't hurt either. 

I Can't Hear You!!: Who's Old Now??

 When Joe Biden beat Trump in the most recent election, some of us thought that put an end to the race baiting man with the intelligence of a child but I was dead wrong. Turns out Trump made everyone a lot of money. Did we hear policies? Nope. We heard whining and name calling and all of it verbatim thanks to CBS, NBC, ABC, FOX, MSNBC and ClickNN. Don't you remember? Search Biden is old and then search Trump. Case closed. But wait that isn't the end, because now Old Joe dropped out which is what every single Democrat, Republican and the entire 4th estate has wanted. Why? Because Joe is old. A trust fund baby attempted to run for president on the platform "Biden is old." What was his name again? So now Old Joe is out. So why are waiting to hear about Trumps age? Where's Trump is old, Trump is old?? Shocker, crickets. 

What The Fuck: Get Your Shit Together Joe

 Joe Manchin can't quite get his shit together. He's a Democrat that fought against Democrats, then he might run for president, then he might switch sides which is funny since he votes with Republicans, then he was for Biden, now he's against him. And now you're considering re-registering as a Dem to run for President? You're killing me Joe, who's you're running mate going to be? Dean Phillips? Make up your mind Joe, what is it Joe, chocolate or vanilia?

Wait A Minute: You Just Figured Out He's Stupid?

 Someone recentry pointed out that your curmudgeon hands Trump isn't very smart. Just wait, we all know he's not a complete moron but he did sit in the back of the class. He could never pass a civics exam and he probably would not do well in English class either. Apparently, I could be wrong and this really could be the one term presidents real "genius" but it seems he doesn't understand asylum. At least he's not comparing Mexican rapists with the band Soul Asylum.

Who?: Who In The Fuck Is Betty McCollum

 The Democrats are sticking with what they do well, hand wringing and taking aim at old man Joe Biden. What the has Bett McCollum ever done? Did she tell the world Joe is too old while clinging to her pension, security detail, book and speaking engagements? And who is she again? What has she accomplished?

Fuck Me: The Fucking Catholic Church Doesnt Want Poor People Around

 Aside from priests raping children, and getting away with it mostly, the church also helps the poor. They should, they get tax breaks, free land, they open on Sundays and charge a cover. But wait, there are poor people that want to live near the church. And the church said no fucking way because all that happens with poor people is crime and the Catholic church is too busy raping they don't want to think about poor people crime in their neighborhood. St Paul catholic church is fucked up.

Fuck Me: Crackertown Is Going To Throw The Homeless In Jail

 Crackertown Mayor Reinert wants to put the homeless in jail. Crackdown is known for red lining and union busting. Landlords in Crackertown don't have to maintain poor operations or clear snow. Crackertowm looks the other way. When I called about businesses and rentals about clearing the snow, Crackertown jumped in and started moving snow for them, instead of fining anybody. Jobs in Crackertown, oh boy there's nothing more enticing than working at a Quick Stop. There is a housing crunch for sure. Landlords own Crackertown, so fuck you if you are poor because the only way Crackertown knows how to pay their bills is by raising property taxes and tourist tax. The Crackertown house of cards economy is pushing them to fine the homeless. Fuck Crackertown. The person I spoke with about snow removal in Crackertown, informed me that there are laws and fines on the books . . . but they have zero apparatus in place to do so. A former mayor of Crackertown was infamous "back in the day" for not shoveling his snow. I know for a fact he did not clear his sidewalk and school children there walked in the street to go to school. But Crackertown wants to fine someone for being homeless.

Bud Light Pussy: Kid Rock

 Fuck Kid Rock, go drink your pussy beer and quit pretending to be a tough guy. Or why don't you go ruin someone's guitar chopping up lines of cocaine. 

Shocker: Chief Justice Thomas Tells Trump Judge To Drop Case

 Chief Justice Thomas, appointed under the watch of Joe Biden, told the Trump judge over seeing the stolen documents case to dismiss the case. Chief Justice Thomas made it clear that if the case were to go to the Supreme Court that it will rule in favor of Trump and by dismissing the case all together it will force the prosecutor to take the case the higher courts and if it reaches the Supreme Court, the corruption of the court will certainly allow Trump to get off scott free. Who's cares if he were divulging state secrets?

Shocker: Only Calls To End Political Violence

 So someone uses a legally purchased assault rifle, maybe shot at Trump, dude gets killed like Oswald so we don't get to hear his side of things, righties are screaming that its Biden's fault and there are calls to end . . . political violence. Thoughts and prayers to the victims of gun violence. Trump maybe gets shot, I've seen the bloody ear bit before, it doesn't take much to get a geyser from an ear. And why did he raise his fist like a black man? 

Be Best Girl Lives On Fantasy Island

 The pimped out former first lady speaks. Calling for unity. What a fucking joke. Trump supporters are blaming Biden and the FBI and the immigrant who're wants unity. Like the unity Trump showed after losing the election? How's that be best working out for you?

Shut The Fuck Up: Ashley Judd

 Who in the fuck is Ashley Judd? Gee Tenneessee made up their mind? Fuck me, they didn't vote for Al Gore, so what the fuck does that say about your fucking hick state? We've had the 4 year drumbeat: Biden is old Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Biden is old Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Biden is old Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump rinse and keep repeating. News flash Biden is old. Trump doesn't want to just skirt some norms, he wants end peace deals, he wants bigger tax breaks for those that need them least, convicted of crimes, accused and convicted in civil court and Joe is old. Trump wants to deport - anybody he wants, he already obliterated Roe v Wade do you really believe he won't install a national ban on abortions? Keep in mind every Trump judge said Roe was safe. Everyone. The Supreme Court is taking bribes and just said that the president can murder someone and get away with it. Biden is old.. Trump wants to install people into offices and administration's that have zero qualifications. Trump is an insurrectionist, but Biden is old. So Ashley what is your solution? You've been wringing yours hands this long you must have a modicome if an idea and please don't say Kamala, while she may be qualified and the first woman voted to the next highest office because that us lazy, that's gee I can't think of anybody so I'll say Kamala. Shut the fuck up go back to Tenneessee where they already know who they're voting and come back when you're ready to help. His fucking son in law took 2 billion from the Saudi's for crying out loud and all you can come with is Biden is old. Trump owned a beauty pageant only so he could crash the dressing room. When Eastern went down Donal Trump and Bill Clinton both said they didn't know Peter Eastern when everyone knows that's a lie. And all you've got is Biden is old?? Fuck me.  So you won't roll up your sleeves and fight you're going to just sit on your couch hand wringing and bemoaning. You are rich Ashley, none of this will affect you.

"Laffin'": Who Needs A Test Now?

 Trump sure is clever, first he says Obama wasn't born here because he cant say nigger out loud, and the press repeats it over and over again. This is where the 4th Estate really jumped the shark though. Trump created a nickname for Harris. And naturally the press fawned over it. Apparently reporters are dolts too.p

Wait For It: Kamala Surges In Polls

 How? How can Kamala Harris surge in the polls now? She's been non-existent. She barely ran a presidential campaign. She quit after 2 primaries. And now the same people that have been saying Joe is old for four years are all of a sudden telling Harris is ahead in the polls? But wait, you know what they also say? Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump.

Fuck Jon Stewart

 So now Jon Stewart is piling on Joe. Jon Stewart quit doing a popular show to start an unpopular show on a streaming service and guess what he went back to the popular show one night a week. And according to Jon Joe is turning Trumpian. Oh my. And then Jake Tapper made a face. Between the two of them they both know their shows generate more views because of Trump and not Biden. Daily Show is no better than ClickNN.

Fuck You George Clooney

 What the fuck have you done up until now? Name one fucking thing besides being named pretty boy. Go fuck yourself. The media, Trump and the Dem's and now you are against Biden. You think Trump winning is going save democracy? Fuck You. Biden is the only person in the fucking world that will stand up to Trump - including George Fucking Clooney.  Fuck you, you're rich go enjoy the tax cuts.

Wetbacks, Spics, Rapists: Trump VP Will Be A Diversity Hire

 Trump to announce a diversity hire by naming a wetback as his running mate.

Shocker: Bad Polls For Joe

This just in: Polls look bad for Joe, shocker. Since the day Joe Biden defeated a sitting president, we have told how old his is and his bad polling numbers. All of the corporate and cable news shows saw how much money they made because Trump and they've wanted for more years. Trump gets daily television time, he gets to spew his hate but no policies, although you wouldn't know it because the press is just recording and repeating. For bucks sake for years the hammered home that Obama wasn't born here. Fuck your polls - ABC CBS NBC ClickNN FOX have been promoting Trump everyday all day and Biden is old. Shocker is Joe really behind in the polls?

Immigrant Whore Raises Money For Trumps Hush Money Payouts

 If it were anyone else, she'd be called an immigrant whore.  Melvin/Melania, Trumps wife who was pimped and given genius status to skirt through the immigration process raised Money for her nigger hating husband. How many times did he/she fly in Epsteins plane? Did she service her fundraiser guests like it was Jeff Epsteins plane?

Chip Roy Is Correct

 Chip Roy is correct. Kamala Harris is a diversity hire, much like: Kristi "dog murderer" Noem, Marsh Blackburn, Cindy Hyde-Smith, Kay Ivey, Kay Crouch, Nancy Dahlstrom, Kim Reynolds, Pamala Evette, Sarah Huckabee . . .want more?? How about this one Chip Roy cunt wife Carrah. Would you like to discuss more diversity hires? Ivanka, Jared . . . 

Go Joe Go: You Want Him Out?? Challenge Him

 Check this out. The Dems have zero ideas. The beast anyone can come up with is: Kamala Harris, because it makes moving campaign money around easier. Read: we've been too busy calling Joe old, fighting with him about Gaza and wringing our hands to come up with a viable candidate. Hmmmm, who is only person to beat Trump? Joe Biden and he has fighting an assault from his own party for four years AND from Trump and he's and unhinged immoral psychopath that thinks a cognitive test is an IQ test. Some of the shit Trump says and does you just can't make up, but he does and press keeps pu listing his blather every single day one incoherent thought after another. But Joe is old. So do or die or shall I say step now or forever hang onto your golden parachute because it is obvious it is self first not party or country because if it were country first you all would be attacking Trump with venom instead of hand wringing. Step up you fucking lazy motherfuckers.

Idiot Check: Manface Greene Took Republican Civics 101

 Shecky Greene is rolling in his grave. Paul Revere and George Washington signed the Declaration of Independence?? Doesn't anybody go to school anymore? Manface Greene proves on a daily basis that he/she is stupid.

Joe Biden Against The World

 Wow, first the Fourth Estate hammered Joe for being too old, this after defeating an insurrectionist. Then the daily beat came: Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Biden is old. Every single day. Republicans have piled on for four years. Has The Squad ever stood up for Joe? How about the pretend Dem Manchin, oh that's right after four years playing a Republican he recently, rather quietly, like a Saturday afternoon announcement below the fold he endorsed Joe. Dean Phillips, trust fund baby from a conservative district "ran" against Joe, Deans campaign message was Biden is old. Then Phillips auditioned for Republican VP. Now more Dem's are piling on. Some who should just shut up, some who haven't put up a single fight against Trump and especially those that are clinging to their Golden Parachute.

Stand By Your Man:Vote Republican

 The Democrats won't support the man that beat Trump and they can't offer a plan except for teeth gnashing and hand wringing. I'm voting Republican from here on out - they stand by their President.

Fuck Angie Craig: Vote Taylor Rahm He Will Stand Behind His President

 Another feckless Dem just decided that Biden should drop out, without offering up any suggestion as to who should step in. It's easy to take pot shots. I'm trying to figure out what Angie Craig has accomplished aside from grabbing a hold of a golden parachute.

Pussy Alert: Project 2025 Makes Trump Merely A Figurehead

 Trump will probably win this election, Biden and Dem's are so hobbled by the self-inflicted wounds they can't survive. Trump on the other will have his hand held by my the folks at Project 2025. They Trump us an idiot, that's why they're writing his plans, strategy's and schemes. Since the first time around his son in law was inept they have to step in. You let children run the candy store. 

Great Pressure Challenge??: How About A Civics Test?

 Unfortunately the man that defeated the unprincipled, morally bankrupt and corrupt Trump, is slowing down. The Democrats have zero answers, the Fourth Estate only says Biden is and hosts campaign stops for the man that should not be President. Biden isn't failing us, Trump and Democrats are. 

Fuck The Stupid Fucking Democrats

 First, what fucking moron thought Biden doing a "debate" was even an idea. He is the sitting president, he has been hammered by his own party - BEFORE THE FUCKING DEBATE - he's has had every single media outlet call him old. Trump on the other hand gets a pass because you don't expect much from him as a person or a president, he's been convicted of crimes, found guilty of rape in civil court, cowtows to Putin, raises campaign cash to cover his legal fees and up until he got elected had never once sought to be a public servant and even dodged to draft. Trump doesn't lie, he just makes things up constantly, his narcissism is on steroids and now everybody wants to pile on Biden. Even Pelosi. Fuck them. Joe beat Trump. Who else you going to line up Dem's, Kamala? Forget it, she barely made through two primaries and you want her to go against Trump? Fuck me, he'll say she want born here and everybody will repeat it over and over again. The fucking Dem's are trying to throw the election period. Trust Fund baby Phillips pretended to run for Pres but then it turns out he was auditioning for Trump's VP. Manchin the Republican that calls himself a Dem has hammered Joe from day one, he stepped up recently and too late of course to he was voting for Joe. Rousing endorsement from someone who voted against the party. And Fuck Pelosi, she's a million fucking years old too and she stood up for Feinstein who was dead for years before she actually died. This country is going to elect a mad man and the Dem's have been just wringing their hands.