Not only did Trumpstein know about Osama bin Laden before anyone else, he was on the Seal Team Six squad that stormed Osama's compound. Trumpstein singlehandedly destroyed the helicopter that went down with his bare hands, he then led the charge into Osama's bedroom and without night vision, shot Osama right between the eyes without aiming and then fingerfucked one of Osama's wives. After, Trumpstein bragged about killing Obama in front of reporters while sniffing his fingers.
