Friday, April 10, 2026

Andrew Babb: Penis Arrest Gets Hard

 Andrew Babb, morality cop and Cop of the Quarter in Fairhope Alabama made an arrest of a woman in a penis costume at a recent No Kings rally. Since Andrew is a cop, in Alabama we already know this guy probably drew the short straw most his life and being a cop is probably the best he can do, besides he gets to wear a gun and boss people around. Which is kind of what happened. Drew didn't have his audio on immediately so there was some dialog missing but in his re-cap at the end of the video he seems to have said and done way more than I saw. I never heard detained, or take off the costume or you're under arrest and then when he describe "taking her down" well basically he tripped her by tugging on the costume. Keep in the mind the costume was a inflatable penis with balls purchased nearby. Andrew was offended, he wanted to know how she would explain herself to his children - apparently his child rearing skills are such that he will take advice from someone wearing an inflatable penis and balls. The penis is on the ground, the 62 year old woman laying there and Andrew calls for back up!!!! At one point the cops are all telling everyone to back up, back up, but it didn't appear that any KKKop pulled out a gun. The best part of course is when Andrew and his boys tried to insert the penis into the back of the squad car. Too bad nobody in the crowd offered lube. After struggling with the penis the KKKops decided that maybe taking the costume off would be a better approach. How many Fairhope kkkops does it take to insert a penis into a squad car???