It's been confirmed, sort of, the Capitol Police and Secret Service crashed the stage as part of the "fake shooter" in the lobby. As it turns out, your nigger hating president had a "little accident" while sitting down for the White House Correspondents Dinner. Trumpstein immediately gave the "POTUS pooped his pants signal" and the Secret Service et al went into action. First the "shooter" package had to be released and when the full distraction was in place the Secret Service covered Trumpstein with a bulletproof shroud and with guns draw for protection, one SS member drew the short straw and went in for the tour of duty that no man or woman wants to be deployed to, yes the Secret Service are trained to change President Trumpstein's diaper. They carry a full array of toiletry items. Turns out Trumpstein is partial to Depends and baby powder.
