Wednesday, June 17, 2026

HellavaDeal Trumpstein: Iran Surrenders!

 So here's what Trumpstein your nigger hating art of the deal president negotiated:  

1) Nuclear elimination: Total abandonment of Iran's nuclear enrichment program and the surrender of its enriched uranium stockpiles.

2) Military destruction:  Crippling Iran's ballistic missile infrastructure and navy.

3) Regime change:  Empowering Iranian citizens to overthrow the country's leadership.

It's a done deal. It's Art Of The Deal! What's everyone complaining about?