Well I know this will be hard to believe considering the personal history of your nigger hating president. You would think with all of Trumpstien's baggage that he would hire folks with a little more discipline but obviously I am wrong. Case in point John Spillman, secret service for the president of the United States of America. not an easy job, probably a little intense at times and there is probably potential for pressure to build up and it appears Spillman did have some internal pressure building inside of him because he ahs be accused of taking his dick out of his pants and masturbating in front of guests ala Louis C.K. No word if this is an Old Faithful type of situation where he just has to explode or if he is just a twisted individual that thinks they can get away with anything, which makes more sense considering who he is employed by. No word yet if Melania is going to add him to her detail.