Tuesday, May 26, 2026

Watch The Market Watch: Trumpstein Decides To Bomb Iran After Big Beautiful Ceasefire Deal

 Well so much for the stock market soaring today. In a world a long long time ago Trumpstein, your nigger hating president claimed there was a big beautiful deal with Iran, nothing in writing or definitive but if Trumpstein said it, it must be true. But I of course saw it for what it was, market manipulation. The only problem was Trumpstein forgot we were in a long weekend and the markets were closed and since that big beautiful announcement and a hospital visit for another cognitive test he decided to blow up the big beautiful deal with Iran. So much for the markets soaring today, of course I could be wrong.