My oh my, an endowment school with six billion in the bank is going to have each student kick in an extra $200 bucks for the athletic teams. Wait, not all of the athletic teams. Only the important ones, the teams that can't sell enough tickets to cover expenses. One of the team just gave its coach a raise and the motherfucker can't beat Iowa and Wisconsin in the same season. $200 doesn't sound like much but the athletic department is running a deficit, hmmmm sound familiar???? and they are short, guess how much . . . I'll give you a hint, if you take that $200 and multiply by the number of students it equals the deficit. Magic. So instead of winning more games, drawing more people, raising the ticket prices of the people that actually go to the games, instead of charging more for concessions, instead of doing a better job marketing and instead of actually keeping your books in order you are just going to say fuck you students even though we dropped some popular sports and don't support all sports you are going to have to shell out an extra $200. Fuck the U of Minnesota. How much have they given Trump so far?
